Your tits are I can't wait for
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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