It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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