rhymes with "ouble enetration"
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
i out mim tonsoeep
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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