Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize