Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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