The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Just pee around me
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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