why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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