So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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