i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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