would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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