Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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