i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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