Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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