operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I party with great urgency now.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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