Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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