My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
this will be a night to untag.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
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