my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Randomize
