is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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