Sry I called you an 8
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
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