You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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