Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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