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if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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