guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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