Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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