I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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