Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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