Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Randomize
