there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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