He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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