very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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