yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I think people are normalizing furries
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