She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Randomize
