You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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