My boss' voice literally gives me gas
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
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