You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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