Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
You coming home soon, man?
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You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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