Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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