If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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