I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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