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My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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