More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
