It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
We have so much sex to catch up on
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Randomize
