Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
Bring me that man meat
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
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