He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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