Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I should be sponsored by Trojan
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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