Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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