your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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