All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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