why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
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