it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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