I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
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