Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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