We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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