I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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