If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
no you cant smoke seaweed
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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