These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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