I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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