Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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